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The Untapped VC Market

Hold onto your pants here, we are about to make your jaw drop so hard the floor will be “broken.”

Literally.

VCwear has held an amazing amount of success over the last few years.  We have gone from a humble startup with a dream of making VC undershirts, to an over 300 person publicly traded company.

But we still put our pants on just like any other bullshitting entrepreneur.

Don’t worry, we are still writing, you just keep reading young skipper.

The untapped VC market that will at LEAST DOUBLE OUR REVENUE: PANTS.

That is right interweb investors, your pants are not funny.  And we are here to help.

Who wouldn’t want to wear this?

It was like a eureka moment.  PANTS ON VC’S.  They all do it!  But they are not funny.

Pardon me as I go take a bath in money.

This one goes out to our friends at Venture Hacks.  Brilliant stuff, keep it coming.  We will, um, keep pitching you on that contextual advertising startup, bro.

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