Hedge Fund Managers Are Big Meanies

I’d bet my hedge fund to yours that my fund manager is a bigger meanie than yours. Seriously, he is mean. I once watched him kick a baby just to watch it cry. And then he hit on the crying babies mother. This violated the restraining order. He is such a meanie.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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