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I’m Writing This Post Ironically

Yeah.  I also invested in your startup ironically.

Sorry to break it to you.

But now, there is something special.  A VCwear sale!  But not just any sale.

A sale of all sales.

A bailout sale.

A ‘you wouldn’t buy our shirts at $100 a piece’ but now your taxes will sale.

Yeah.  $5 flat shipping.  Limited sizes.  Limited colors.  Limited everything.

Including time.  I am going to go back to be ironic, and twitter it or somthing.

Hugs and Kisses.

The Face VC

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