I Invest in Early Stage PIPEs
I Went Down On Sand Hill Road
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Now you can experience the thrill and excitement of funding the “next
big thing”. Choose the shirt with the most promising prospects to
fund. Hurry, it’s an exclusive engagement, so fund your favorite shirt
before someone else does.

$500 gets you:

• Your shirt “made” and will be available for sale to everyone at $25
• 40% of all future revenue from your shirt ($10/shirt)
• Your name/company info and “message to the world” on the shirt page
• The shirt you chose to fund
• Bonus “iFunded this shirt (over your startup)” shirt

Phase 1:
“fund” your shirt

Phase 2:
Sign up as a Partner

Phase 3:
Profit!

(back of napkin math for those finance geeks. Our most popular shirt
“Fuck it I’ll Fund that” Just hit 10k unique visits. A conversion
ratio of just 0.005 shirt and you’ll break even. Past that your shirt
is “In The Money” and you profit for every shirt sold”)

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