FAQ’s

Is this site for real?

Fake VC answer: Unfortunately, it looks to be that way.

Real Answer: Yes, all the shirts are real and for sale. We will add more when we have time.

What is shipping time like?Fake VC answer: Net 30.

Real Answer: We are just starting, so allow 2 weeks for shipping time.

What is the quality of the shirts? Fake VC answer: The same as your startup.

Real Answer: American Apparel shirts, hand screen printed by some high quality arty kids we met at a coffee shop. Same Quality as the Startup Weekend shirts, if you have seen them.

I have a real good idea for a shirt… Fake VC answer: And your ideas have gotten you so far already.

Real Answer: Generally, don’t send them in. Leave a comment. We will give you a cut if it is made to a shirt, but most likely there is already something very similar in the works. That said, if the milk comes out our noses when we read yours, we will make the shirt.

I want to buy the site but had a few questionsFake VC answer: You can talk to my lawyers.

Real Answer: Click the ‘buy it now’ button, ask questions later. Email us.

I am a poor starving startup entrepreneur and can’t afford $100 a shirt, can I get a discount?Fake VC answer: Sounds like you should spend less time surfing the web and more time working on your startup.

Real Answer: Occasionally we will have a ‘Startup Pricing’ day for you working class fools.