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Don't Pitch Me Bro

Don’t Pitch Me, Bro

Don't Pitch Me, Bro

Under the constant onslaught of random wantrepreneurs? Can’t make it through a holiday meal without hearing that Jimmy’s coded the next “myspace”? Let this shirt lay the smack down and save you the trouble of sitting through the pitch before it starts. Buy the shirt and the site (does it really matter at this point?).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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7 comments for “Don’t Pitch Me, Bro”

  1. [...] is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. The “Don’t pitch me, bro” shirt made me laugh out loud when I spotted it on Venture Chronicles. Posted by Jackie [...]

    Posted by Jackie Danicki » Venture Capital Wear | February 19, 2008, 11:12 pm
  2. [...] Don’t pitch me, bro. Door [...]

    Posted by Venture Capital Wear » VC Wear Pitch | February 25, 2008, 11:38 am
  3. [...] So Kathy Sierra, a hero of mine, just brought up the “Fuck It I’ll Fund It” shirt onstage, and Vangercheck was up there too wearing the “Don’t Pitch Me Bro.” [...]

    Posted by SXSW Discount Codes | Venture Capital Wear | March 9, 2008, 4:20 pm
  4. [...] his “Don’t Pitch Me Bro” shirt. RSS feed (comments) TrackBack URL 1 [...]

    Posted by Gary Vaynerchuk at SXSW | Venture Capital Wear | March 10, 2008, 11:09 am
  5. [...] Startup For The Long Tail”.  Do you have any clue how sick VCs are of hearing pitches? There’s even shirts dedicated to it. Everywhere they go, they get pitched.  That term “elevator pitch” did not come from [...]

    Posted by Tips When Making Your Pitch | Hear This Pitch- Open Sourcing The Fundraising Process | March 14, 2008, 11:59 pm
  6. [...] All in all, a fantastic conference.  I met so many investors tired of getting pitched they didn’t even have the energy to say “Don’t Pitch Me Bro.” [...]

    Posted by TC50 Review | Andrew Hyde - Humble Yet Bold | September 12, 2008, 7:22 pm
  7. [...] will be reading all email with this shirt on, but if you have any US based startup news, send me a [...]

    Posted by The Next Web | Andrew Hyde - Humble Yet Bold | November 12, 2008, 10:14 pm

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