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VC Wear Pitch

By Fake VC ⋅ February 25, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

You: Hello, welcome, take a seat
Me: Thank you, I have an exciting business opportunity to tell you about.
You: Don’t pitch me, bro. Door ->>
Me: I will just put the pitch online.
**UPDATE** This has been downloaded over 4000 times in the 5 days this site has been up.
And the site has not been purchased yet. [...]

Your Idea Made Me Puke, A Little

By Fake VC ⋅ February 16, 2008 ⋅ One comment

Just a little bit, but there is puke in my mouth now. Thank You. Read the shirt and leave please. And please tell the staff that I need some water in here. Stat.
This shirt is currently not for sale.

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