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VC Wear makes trendy tees for VCs (and those, who *cough* like to play nice with them).

Our American Apparel shirts are made of 100% cotton, and our inks are made from recycled, shredded, tear filled term sheets.

Click around, we hope you buy 3. Chanel your inner VC.

And remember to read our VC Pitch Here (just 10 slides). We just need 1% of VCs with torsos to buy our shirts, and then we would be set.

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I Went Down On Sand Hill Road

Sand Hill Road

Please forgive me Lord, for I have gone down on the type of place I would never think to go down on.

A road filled with VC’s. I went down, got back up, and feel stronger.

Please forgive me.

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(Need to know what this ‘funding’ thing is about? Click Here). This shirt will go on sale for $25 with free shipping once funded.

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$100 A Shirt, Srsly?

$100 Shirts

Being a VC, some would say, is all about status.  It isn’t what your yacht is like, it is which yacht you are talking about in the first place.  See our My Other Plane is shirt for inspiration.

Because the $100 VC Undershirt is the new multi million dollar acquisition of a consumer based web app that you wither away and destroy, you should buy a few, just to keep everyone guessing.

Who are you courting to have a portfolio company acquired?  Nothing says ‘love,’ ‘hard to get’ and ’status’ like a VC Wear shirt.  Nothing.

Well, owning this site would.  You should buy it now to make sure.  If you wait too long, the price will go up.

But you knew that. You smart VC, you.

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Venture Capitalist

VC(like we need a pink shirt saying that)Ever hear the joke about the VC at the party?”Which one?”"The one in the bright pink shirt that said “Venture Capitalist.”"Oh, that one.”This is your chance to be that guy at the party, not that you are already not that guy, you see.

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