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OH. Please tell me more about your Contextual Advertising Startup.

Great business plan. Great team you have put together. Oh, you are just competing with Google? That doesn’t seem like too much of a challenge. , you are looking for funding. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, [...]

Don’t Pitch Me, Bro

Under the constant onslaught of random wantrepreneurs? Can’t make it through a holiday meal without hearing that Jimmy’s coded the next “myspace”? Let this shirt lay the smack down and save you the trouble of sitting through the pitch before it starts. Buy the shirt and the site (does it really matter at this point?).
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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