Meh.

Fake VC — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:05:28 +0000

Every VC has an internal secret weapon. It is a magical word really, one that defies an entire feeling of indifference without wasting more than four keystrokes (including punctuation). Over the years it has saved over 14 years of valuable time, equaling at least a million in savings. That word, my friends is Meh. Meh is the verbal or typed shrugging of the shoulders (see the shirt for instructions). It is the VC version of blue steel. Interference is suddenly gone, peace is restored and you realize just how awesome you really are. All in one word. Let’s try it out, shall we? You get an email from your brother-in law’s tennis coaches Mother pitching a social network that targets soccer moms while they are in cars. Meh. Move on. What time is tennis? See, isn’t that better?

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OH. Please tell me more about your Contextual Advertising Startup.

Fake VC — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:55:43 +0000

Great business plan. Great team you have put together. Oh, you are just competing with Google? That doesn’t seem like too much of a challenge. , you are looking for funding. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Read my shirt.

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Meh.

OH. Please tell me more about your Contextual Advertising Startup.