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Your Mom Is Not A Valid Test Market
I am sure your Mom is awesome. Her picture you showed me makes her really look hot, in fact. But she looks different than what I remember. If she was dating me, it would definitely help your cause. But she is not here, and the fact that your Mom would use your product just [...]
I Have No Idea What You Are Saying
What? What’s that? Why are you still here?
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Treadputer
Sometimes you just have to be at that conference call. Or just get through the millions of emails you get everyday. And you have the itch to go for a run at the same time. In steps the Treadputer (invented / inspired by Brad Feld). Yeah, everyone knows you rock.
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Just Like WebVan
Hell yes I invested in WebVan, and your startup looks just as promising. Need I say more?
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Hedge Fund Managers Are Big Meanies
I’d bet my hedge fund to yours that my fund manager is a bigger meanie than yours. Seriously, he is mean. I once watched him kick a baby just to watch it cry. And then he hit on the crying babies mother. This violated the restraining order. He is such a meanie.
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