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VC’s Do It With Entrepreneurs

Need we say more? We know who you do it with. Dirty VC, you dirty VC. Dirty rich.
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I am the Gatekeeper and the Keymaster

Just remember I keep the gate and make the keys. Did you just roll your eyes at me? Gate + Key = VC.
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Drop It Like It’s Hott (Clean Tech Remix)

Clean Tech is Hott. Just like hot with two t’s hott. Do you feel richer already? I sure do.
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I Have An Idea Too. Leave.

Cool, you just pitched me. I have an idea too. And I am pissed now. And I am late for my kickboxing yoga class. The door is there. That is a good idea.
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LP Lawyers Rock

My limited partner lawyers are so much worst than your limited partner lawyers. Srsly.
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