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iFunded this Shirt Over Your Startup

Fake VC — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:03:20 +0000

Yeah. I heard what you were saying. I just liked this shirt better. No hard feelings, right?

I Invest in Early Stage PIPEs

Fake VC — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:48:32 +0000

As any good investor knows, PIPEs are where its at. Wikipedia, my favorite source for trusted financial information, stated that the PIPE-ing trend I started in my early days as an investor is now back to $20B/yr transaction level. Everybody’s doing it!

Revenue Is Sexy

Fake VC — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:03:40 +0000

Oh? What’s that? You’re going to count on Google’s AdSense for revenue? No.

P.S. :: The size “Medium” shirts for this design are printed on Navy Blue colored shirts, while all other are printed on Cinder colored shirts.

We’re Really Interested in Seeing You Leave

Fake VC — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:00:35 +0000

Thanks for stopping by. But seriously, come back when you have a real business to talk to us about. You know where the door is.

Don’t forget to choose a size!

Failing Sucks

Fake VC — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:43:55 +0000

Sometimes you fail. We all do. It is alright. It sucks. Wear this shirt with pride. And never fail again.

This shirt is currently not for sale.

VC’s Do It With Entrepreneurs

Fake VC — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:42:28 +0000

Need we say more? We know who you do it with. Dirty VC, you dirty VC. Dirty rich.

Thanks to http://seedwatcher.typepad.com for funding this shirt.

Don’t forget to choose a size!

I am the Gatekeeper and the Keymaster

Fake VC — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:39:10 +0000

Just remember I keep the gate and make the keys. Did you just roll your eyes at me? Gate + Key = VC.

This shirt is currently not for sale.

Drop It Like It’s Hott (Clean Tech Remix)

Fake VC — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:33:26 +0000

Clean Tech is Hott. Just like hot with two t’s hott. Do you feel richer already? I sure do.

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I Have An Idea Too. Leave.

Fake VC — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:25:30 +0000

Cool, you just pitched me. I have an idea too. And I am pissed now. And I am late for my kickboxing yoga class. The door is there. That is a good idea.

This shirt is currently not for sale.

LP Lawyers Rock

Fake VC — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:23:40 +0000

My limited partner lawyers are so much worst than your limited partner lawyers. Srsly.

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