iFunded this Shirt Over Your Startup

Yeah. I heard what you were saying. I just liked this shirt better. No hard feelings, right?

I Invest in Early Stage PIPEs

As any good investor knows, PIPEs are where its at. Wikipedia, my favorite source for trusted financial information, stated that the PIPE-ing trend I started in my early days as an investor is now back to $20B/yr transaction level. Everybody’s doing it!

Revenue Is Sexy

Oh? What’s that? You’re going to count on Google’s AdSense for revenue? No.
P.S. :: The size “Medium” shirts for this design are printed on Navy Blue colored shirts, while all other are printed on Cinder colored shirts.

We’re Really Interested in Seeing You Leave

Thanks for stopping by. But seriously, come back when you have a real business to talk to us about. You know where the door is.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Don’t forget to choose a size!

Women’s Medium Small Medium Large X-Large XX-Large
 

Failing Sucks

Sometimes you fail. We all do. It is alright. It sucks. Wear this shirt with pride. And never fail again.
This shirt is currently not for sale.