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Welcome to VC Wear

VC Wear makes trendy tees for VCs (and those, who *cough* like to play nice with them).

Our American Apparel shirts are made of 100% cotton, and our inks are made from recycled, shredded, tear filled term sheets.

Click around, we hope you buy 3. Chanel your inner VC.

And remember to read our VC Pitch Here (just 10 slides). We just need 1% of VCs with torsos to buy our shirts, and then we would be set.

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Blackberry vs. Entrepreneur

22 February, 2008 at 2:58 am

Guess who wins this battle?

Game on. I like the odds of both the person pitching their life’s ambition, and the ting of a new message, generally from another entrepreneur trying to steal the attention.

It worked.

Entrepreneur 0

Blackberry 1

What were you saying again? No I am listening.

This shirt is pending funding, and is not on the market.

Categories: $100 Shirt, Blackberry, Entrepreneur, no Comments (0)

Your First No

16 February, 2008 at 11:19 pm

Some people say getting the first no is a big step.I am helping you out.No.

Not Even Your Powerpoint Can Save You Now

16 February, 2008 at 11:16 pm

Powerpoint You had me until the 11th slide.What is this, armature hour?
Size:

Categories: Powerpoint, no Comments (0)

No, I Might Say Yes

12 February, 2008 at 4:06 pm

So keep asking.

Yes No

Your entire purpose for existence boiled down to this one little shirt. You have 10 slides at 20 minutes for me to say one yes.You better not ask how I am doing today either. Yes, I am doing today. Now back to the no chant.It is like meditation.No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yes, you may leave.

Categories: False Hope, Keep Asking, no, yes Comments (2)

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