Venture Capital Wear » I Passed On That

Meh.

Fake VC — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:05:28 +0000

Every VC has an internal secret weapon. It is a magical word really, one that defies an entire feeling of indifference without wasting more than four keystrokes (including punctuation). Over the years it has saved over 14 years of valuable time, equaling at least a million in savings. That word, my friends is Meh. Meh is the verbal or typed shrugging of the shoulders (see the shirt for instructions). It is the VC version of blue steel. Interference is suddenly gone, peace is restored and you realize just how awesome you really are. All in one word. Let’s try it out, shall we? You get an email from your brother-in law’s tennis coaches Mother pitching a social network that targets soccer moms while they are in cars. Meh. Move on. What time is tennis? See, isn’t that better?

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VC Wear Pitch

Fake VC — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:38:06 +0000

You: Hello, welcome, take a seat

Me: Thank you, I have an exciting business opportunity to tell you about.

You: Don’t pitch me, bro. Door ->>

Me: I will just put the pitch online.

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Google, I Passed On That

Fake VC — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:37:54 +0000

It didn’t seem like a good idea at the time. But I know I like you. I really do.

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