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Meh.

By Fake VC ⋅ February 27, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Every VC has an internal secret weapon. It is a magical word really, one that defies an entire feeling of indifference without wasting more than four keystrokes (including punctuation). Over the years it has saved over 14 years of valuable time, equaling at least a million in savings. That word, my friends [...]

VC Wear Pitch

By Fake VC ⋅ February 25, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

You: Hello, welcome, take a seat
Me: Thank you, I have an exciting business opportunity to tell you about.
You: Don’t pitch me, bro. Door ->>
Me: I will just put the pitch online.
**UPDATE** This has been downloaded over 4000 times in the 5 days this site has been up.
And the site has not been purchased yet. [...]

Google, I Passed On That

By Fake VC ⋅ February 16, 2008 ⋅ 4 comments

It didn’t seem like a good idea at the time. But I know I like you. I really do.
This shirt is currently not for sale.

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