Wearing his “Don’t Pitch Me Bro” shirt.

Under the constant onslaught of random wantrepreneurs? Can’t make it through a holiday meal without hearing that Jimmy’s coded the next “myspace”? Let this shirt lay the smack down and save you the trouble of sitting through the pitch before it starts. Buy the shirt and the site (does it really matter at this point?).

Don’t forget to choose a size!