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		<title>VC Wear &#8220;Ooooops&#8221; Sale</title>
		<link>http://www.vcwear.com/vc-wear-ooooops-sale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 21:25:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fake VC</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the Fake VC: &#8220;Ooooops&#8221;? We made a mistake? I don&#8217;t think so.
From VC Wear: A while back, we had a little mishap when we were printing some shirts. On of our design files had a misspelling. The shirt &#8220;Your Idea Made Me Puke In My Mouth A Little&#8221; was printed with &#8220;Litte&#8221; instead of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>From the Fake VC:</strong> &#8220;Ooooops&#8221;? We made a mistake? I don&#8217;t think so.</p>
<p><strong>From VC Wear:</strong> A while back, we had a little mishap when we were printing some shirts. On of our design files had a misspelling. The shirt <a href="http://www.vcwear.com/your-idea-made-me-puke-a-little/">&#8220;Your Idea Made Me Puke In My Mouth A Little&#8221;</a> was printed with &#8220;Litte&#8221; instead of &#8220;Little&#8221;. To commemorate our mistake, we will be selling the shirts for $6, which is essentially the cost of shipping. Also, if you purchase one, you&#8217;ll receive a coupon for $5 off your next shirt purchase.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" style="vertical-align: middle;" src="http://www.vcwear.com/shirts/vcwear_pukeshirt.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>No we are not. </p>
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		<title>The $100 Fund</title>
		<link>http://www.vcwear.com/the-100-fund/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 22:48:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fake VC</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, so last year everyone was like &#8220;we don&#8217;t need no stinking VC money&#8221; and now everyone is crawling back.
We see the news that some other VC firms are giving $1-3k for useless twitter apps (their site is built in Joomla, it must be awesome).
Rockstar!
But we feel that is $900-2900 too much for these type [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, so last year everyone was like &#8220;we don&#8217;t need no stinking VC money&#8221; and now everyone is crawling back.</p>
<p>We see <a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/02/if-you-are-really-really-desperate-for-cash-these-guys-will-give-you-3k/">the news</a> that some other <a href="http://www.hermanblackbook.com/">VC firms</a> are giving $1-3k for useless twitter apps (their site is built in Joomla, it must be awesome).</p>
<p>Rockstar!</p>
<p>But we feel that is $900-2900 too much for these type of apps.</p>
<p>So VCwear will now offer the $100 fund.</p>
<p>$100 in shirts for the stupidist twitter app you can think of.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t say we never clothed you.  Now crawl, startup founder, crawl.</p>
<p>&lt;3 Fake VC</p>
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		<title>AMERICA!!!1!!</title>
		<link>http://www.vcwear.com/america1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fake VC</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the Fake VC :: America? Ha! I own it.
From VCWear :: Big day for the USA today. We really hope that you voted, but really have no way to know. To make you feel even better about your supposed vote though, we&#8217;re offering 20% off all orders on VCWear today if you use the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>From the Fake VC ::</strong> America? Ha! I own it.</p>
<p><strong>From VCWear ::</strong> Big day for the USA today. We really hope that you voted, but really have no way to know. To make you feel even better about your supposed vote though, we&#8217;re offering <em>20%</em> off all orders on VCWear today if you use the code &#8220;<em>ivoted</em>&#8221; (without the &#8220;s &#8230; duh). As always, we still have <em>free shipping</em> anywhere in the world.</p>
<p>So what are you waiting for? Start clicking on shirts over to the right and enjoy the Voting Day discount.</p>
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		<title>VC Wear Flickr Pool</title>
		<link>http://www.vcwear.com/vc-wear-flickr-pool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fake VC</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the Fake VC: We kinda thought it would be a little nice to see what our customers our up to. But not really.
From VC Wear: Are you enjoying your VC Wear shirt(s)? Do you get funny looks when you wear it/them? We hope so. We have created a flickr photo pool that, by tagging [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>From the Fake VC:</strong> We kinda thought it would be a little nice to see what our customers our up to. But not really.</p>
<p><strong>From VC Wear:</strong> Are you enjoying your VC Wear shirt(s)? Do you get funny looks when you wear it/them? We hope so. We have created a <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/tags/vcwear">flickr photo pool</a> that, by tagging your photos with &#8220;vcwear&#8221;, you can add your photos to. So, upload your photos, tag them with &#8220;vcwear&#8221;, and let us see you wearing your awesomely ridiculous new shirts.</p>
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		<title>New Shirts</title>
		<link>http://www.vcwear.com/new-shirts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 04:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fake VC</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the Fake VC :: You&#8217;re gonna love these new shirts. Who knows how we got talked in to selling them for $25 with free shipping.
From VC Wear :: We have four new shirts that we will be debuting over the next few weeks. Look for posts on them and a new image in the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>From the Fake VC</strong> :: You&#8217;re gonna love these new shirts. Who knows how we got talked in to selling them for <em>$25 with free shipping</em>.</p>
<p><strong>From VC Wear</strong> :: We have four new shirts that we will be debuting over the next few weeks. Look for posts on them and a new image in the sidebar corresponding to the new shirt. The first new shirt is called <em>We&#8217;re Really Interested in Seeing You Leave</em>. Check it out <a title="We're Really Interested in Seeing You Leave" href="http://www.vcwear.com/were-really-interested-in-seeing-you-leave/">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Site Improvements</title>
		<link>http://www.vcwear.com/site-improvements/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fake VC</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the Fake VC :: Site improvements?!?! Google just updated their homepage for the first time in years. We have at least two more years before we update ours.
From VC Wear :: In an effort to improve the usability of the site, some minor updates have taken place. The grid images in the sidebar now [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>From the Fake VC</strong> :: Site improvements?!?! Google just updated their homepage for the first time in years. We have at least two more years before we update ours.</p>
<p><strong>From VC Wear</strong> :: In an effort to improve the usability of the site, some minor updates have taken place. The grid images in the sidebar now reflect only those shirts that are in stock. <em>Remember, all shirts are now $25 with free shipping</em>. Also, posts have been re-stylized a little to make them more readable. Finally, the &#8220;View Cart&#8221; button was moved from the bottom of the sidebar to the top-right of the page. We hope this makes a difference in your time spent on the site.</p>
<p> </p>
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		<title>Suggestions?!?!</title>
		<link>http://www.vcwear.com/suggestions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:33:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fake VC</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah. We take suggestions for new shirts now. Head over to our suggestions page and drop us a line.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah. We take suggestions for new shirts now. Head over to our <a href="http://www.vcwear.com/t-shirt-suggestion-form/" target="_self">suggestions page</a> and drop us a line.</p>
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		<title>Startup Wear &#8211; New Shirts</title>
		<link>http://www.vcwear.com/startup-wear/</link>
		<comments>http://www.vcwear.com/startup-wear/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:18:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fake VC</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update :: This was an April Fools joke.  They were designed by someone else.
At VC Wear we&#8217;ve just launched the most brilliantist(TM) idea EVAR. Since the first rule of branding is &#8220;Be everything to everyone&#8221; we are leveraging the VC Wear brand into&#8230; Startup Wear!

Ever feel like an exploding twitter bird? I thought this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Update :: This was an April Fools joke.  They were designed by someone else.</strong></p>
<p>At VC Wear we&#8217;ve just launched the most brilliantist(TM) idea EVAR. Since the first rule of branding is &#8220;Be everything to everyone&#8221; we are leveraging the VC Wear brand into&#8230; Startup Wear!</p>
<p><img src="http://www.vcwear.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/wtwitteroverload.jpg" alt="" /><br />
Ever feel like an exploding twitter bird? I thought this whole microblogging in 140 chars or less was supposed to reduce information overload. I&#8217;m looking at you Scoble and Jason Calcanis!</p>
<p><img src="http://www.vcwear.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/wangels.jpg" alt="wangels.jpg" /><br />
Orly?</p>
<p><img src="http://www.vcwear.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/wchief.jpg" alt="Chief" /><br />
Get your sharpie out. Handing out business cards is weaksauce. Get more eyeballs by wearing this shirt</p>
<p><img src="http://www.vcwear.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/wcredit.jpg" alt="Credit" /></p>
<p>Show the world that you&#8217;re up to here with these damn credits cards. Unless you&#8217;re lucky to be funded cause you&#8217;re chummy with investors you&#8217;ve probably incurred credit card debt. A lot of it!</p>
<p><img src="http://www.vcwear.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/woneyear.jpg" alt="Original Idea" /></p>
<p>We all know projections are BS &#8211; But everyone pretends like they know what they&#8217;re doing and all believe that they&#8217;ll make $100M.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.vcwear.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/wstartups.jpg" alt="Startups" /></p>
<p>A good entrepreneur puts his business over all other forms of life including girlfriends, boyfriends, mothers, fathers, aunts, uncles, brothers, sisters, acquaintances and the shady guy that sells Rolex&#8217;s on the corner. Now you can take tally of that!</p>
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		<title>Pitch of the Century</title>
		<link>http://www.vcwear.com/pitch-of-the-century/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:26:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fake VC</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a quick note that VCWear will be pitched (and funded if the right people remember to wear their Armani jacket with the checkbook in the pocket) at the Boulder Open Coffee Club, at the Cup in Boulder tomorrow at 8am.
Fuck It I&#8217;ll Fund that just hit 8,200 unique views, being our most popular shirt.
For [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just a quick note that VCWear will be pitched (and funded if the right people remember to wear their Armani jacket with the checkbook in the pocket) at the <a href="http://www.boulderopencoffeeclub.com">Boulder Open Coffee Club</a>, at <a href="http://www.thecupboulder.com/">the Cup</a> in Boulder tomorrow at 8am.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.vcwear.com/fuck-id-fund-that/">Fuck It I&#8217;ll Fund that</a> just hit 8,200 unique views, being our most popular shirt.</p>
<p>For those of you well dressed and just plain awesome, two shirts are now ready to ship.</p>
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