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Our goal is to hook up impulse VC shoppers with their right match of a site, and a whole bunch of great shirts that you can give away to your friends.

So what are you waiting for? With every unique visitor this site gets, the ‘buy it now’ price goes up $1. You just cost yourself $1, and if you send it to a friend, another $1. The $100,000 price for the shopping cart is just to let us know you are serious, and the rest is due when we figure how much it is.

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Buying this site will get you:

  • Full stock of shirts! 20 of each, you pick the sizes
  • This full amazing site
  • Financial projections
  • Hundreds of tear filled term sheets that will come in handy when reprinting the shirts (needed for the inks)
  • Envy of all your VC friends, countless links from blogs that will no doubt say “This VC is really smart.” Who doesn’t want to be called smart?