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VC Wear “Ooooops” Sale
From the Fake VC: “Ooooops”? We made a mistake? I don’t think so.
From VC Wear: A while back, we had a little mishap when we were printing some shirts. On of our design files had a misspelling. The shirt “Your Idea Made Me Puke In My Mouth A Little” was printed with “Litte” instead of [...]
The Untapped VC Market
Hold onto your pants here, we are about to make your jaw drop so hard the floor will be “broken.”
Literally.
VCwear has held an amazing amount of success over the last few years. We have gone from a humble startup with a dream of making VC undershirts, to an over 300 person publicly traded company.
But [...]
I’m Writing This Post Ironically
Yeah. I also invested in your startup ironically.
Sorry to break it to you.
But now, there is something special. A VCwear sale! But not just any sale.
A sale of all sales.
A bailout sale.
A ‘you wouldn’t buy our shirts at $100 a piece’ but now your taxes will sale.
Yeah. $5 flat shipping. Limited sizes. Limited colors. Limited [...]
The $100 Fund
Yeah, so last year everyone was like “we don’t need no stinking VC money” and now everyone is crawling back.
We see the news that some other VC firms are giving $1-3k for useless twitter apps (their site is built in Joomla, it must be awesome).
Rockstar!
But we feel that is $900-2900 too much for these type [...]
AMERICA!!!1!!
From the Fake VC :: America? Ha! I own it.
From VCWear :: Big day for the USA today. We really hope that you voted, but really have no way to know. To make you feel even better about your supposed vote though, we’re offering 20% off all orders on VCWear today if you use the [...]
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