Just 1% of the Market? ORLY?

Wow! That’s all you’ll need to be a success?!?! Why didn’t I think of that?
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Wow! That’s all you’ll need to be a success?!?! Why didn’t I think of that?
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You had me until the 11th slide. What is this, amateur hour?
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Just a little bit, but there is puke in my mouth now. Thank You. Read the shirt and leave please. And please tell the staff that I need some water in here. Stat.
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Wait. Your not a Taurus?
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We usually provide the term sheets. For a good reason. Now I have to go to the bathroom. Sheesh.
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