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Welcome to VC Wear

VC Wear makes trendy tees for VCs (and those, who *cough* like to play nice with them).

Our American Apparel shirts are made of 100% cotton, and our inks are made from recycled, shredded, tear filled term sheets.

Click around, we hope you buy 3. Chanel your inner VC.

And remember to read our VC Pitch Here (just 10 slides). We just need 1% of VCs with torsos to buy our shirts, and then we would be set.

Arhive for February, 2008

I Have An Idea Too. Leave.

Leave

Cool, you just pitched me. I have an idea too. And I am pissed now. And I am late for my kickboxing yoga class. The door is there. That is a good idea.

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LP Lawyers Rock

My limited partner lawyers are so much worst than your limited partner lawyers. Srsly.

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Your Mom Is Not A Valid Test Market

Mom

I am sure your Mom is awesome. Her picture you showed me makes her really look hot, in fact. But she looks different than what I remember. If she was dating me, it would definitely help your cause. But she is not here, and the fact that your Mom would use your product just proves that she is not a valid test market. What was her name again?


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I Have No Idea What You Are Saying

I have no idea what you are talking about

What? What’s that? Why are you still here?

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Your First No

NO

Some people say getting the first no is a big step. I am helping you out. No.


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