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Arhive for February, 2008

I am the Gatekeeper and the Keymaster

16 February, 2008 at 11:39 pm

GateKeeper

Just remember I keep the gate and make the keys. Did you just roll your eyes at me? Gate + Key = VC.

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Google, I Passed On That

16 February, 2008 at 11:37 pm

Google

It didn’t seem like a good idea at the time. But I know I like you. I really do.

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My Ham Sandwich Has A Better Shot at Marketshare

16 February, 2008 at 11:34 pm

Ham Sandwhich

I just had a ham sandwich. It was delicious. I am sure if I put it in a nice Aeron Chair, instead of you, its startup would achieve more market-share than you could. So, you still looking for funding? I have a great idea for a CEO.

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Drop It Like It’s Hott (Clean Tech Remix)

16 February, 2008 at 11:33 pm

Hott

Clean Tech is Hott. Just like hot with two t’s hott. Do you feel richer already? I sure do.

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My Other Jet

16 February, 2008 at 11:32 pm

Jet's Rock

Oh, yes, the discussion has turned to our jets. You just have to laugh when that portfolio company’s CEO is in on this discussion. Poor fella. Doesn’t have a jet.

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