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VC Wear “Ooooops” Sale

From the Fake VC: “Ooooops”? We made a mistake? I don’t think so. From VC Wear: A while back, we had a little mishap when we were printing some shirts. On of our design files had a misspelling. The shirt “Your Idea Made Me Puke In My Mouth A Little” was printed with “Litte” instead of [...]

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  • Yeah. I heard what you were saying. I just liked this shirt better. No hard feelings, right? #
  • As any good investor knows, PIPEs are where its at. Wikipedia, my favorite source for trusted financial information, stated that the PIPE-ing trend I started in my early days as an investor is now back to $20B/yr transaction level. Everybody's doing it! #
  • Oh? What's that? You're going to count on Google's AdSense for revenue? No. P.S. :: The size "Medium" shirts for this design are printed on Navy Blue colored shirts, while all other are printed on Cinder colored shirts. #
  • Thanks for stopping by. But seriously, come back when you have a real business to talk to us about. You know where the door is.                 Don't forget to choose a size! Women's Medium Small Medium Large X-Large XX-Large   #
  • Sometimes you fail. We all do. It is alright. It sucks. Wear this shirt with pride. And never fail again. This shirt is currently not for sale. #